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This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bar Code Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

When I was in the supermarket earlier, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a bar code. I asked, “Are you two an item?”

The zookeeper told me I wasn’t allowed to buy the animals so I asked why the zebra had a bar code.

I keep seeing bar code readers, printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It’s my peripheral vision.

The reason why Swedish naval ships display bar codes on their hulls is so that, when they return to harbour, they can Scandinavian…

My parents disowned me for getting a tattoo of a bar code. I hope I can redeem myself.

A = Absinthe
B = Beer
C = Cider
D = Daiquiri
That’s from my bar code.

Had a rude customer when I worked in a supermarket, you should have seen his face when I scanned him with my bar code reader. Priceless.

Went in to the local supermarket and the neighbour’s moggy was at the till with the bar code reader. Apparently it’s their new cat scan.

It’s not easy understanding bar codes. You’ve got to read between the lines.

Someone who works in my local supermarket does tricks with his bar code reader. He’s a scan artist.

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Programming Puns

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Though not strictly puns, I tried to make them sort-of funny:

– What are you doing on this bench with a bank slip and a marker?
– Benchmarking our transactions.

What’s “on” on Earth? The air conditional.

What do communists and functional programmers have in common? They hate classes.

“You shall not pass by reference”, said Gandalf to James Gosling.

I’ll create a programming language named obl. That way, when using a for-loop, I will be obl-iterating.

Why are “i”, “j” and “k” the most used letters for loop variables? Ask Dijkstra.

What’s common about basements and maven repositories? They hold jars.

I’ve written a movie about insects. Here’s the ant script.

– What are you doing with this bucket of paint at the construction site?
– Making the build green.

Write string concatenation in PHP on the dotted line.

A garbage collector joined Men in Black to help them with erasing memory.

I asked the Oracle what is my future, and it responded with ORA-27102: out of memory

Though not strictly puns, I tried to make them sort-of funny:

– What are you doing on this bench with a bank slip and a marker?
– Benchmarking our transactions.

What’s “on” on Earth? The air conditional.

What do communists and functional programmers have in common? They hate classes.

“You shall not pass by reference”, said Gandalf to James Gosling.

I’ll create a programming language named obl. That way, when using a for-loop, I will be obl-iterating.

Why are “i”, “j” and “k” the most used letters for loop variables? Ask Dijkstra.

What’s common about basements and maven repositories? They hold jars.

I’ve written a movie about insects. Here’s the ant script.

– What are you doing with this bucket of paint at the construction site?
– Making the build green.

Write string concatenation in PHP on the dotted line.

A garbage collector joined Men in Black to help them with erasing memory.

I asked the Oracle what is my future, and it responded with ORA-27102: out of memory

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10 BEST PUNS OF ALL TIME

This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..

.. I was fried for no raisin.

Spiders are excellent programmers,

They're just so great at debugging

Why are programmers so good at dancing?

They have great algorithm.

My programmer husband insists he has to be the one to change the channel

He has a lot experience working remote

I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect....

Then they fried me for no raisin.

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs.

Old programmers never die

They just don't C as well.

What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?

If a programmer could rearrange the alphabet, they'd put U and I together.

User Interface is important to them.

A programmer gets sent to the store by his wife. His wife says, “Get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer returns home with 12 gallons of milk and says, “They had eggs.”

edit: I know guys, I know, it’s supposed to be 13, I messed up the wording, please forgive me

Said by a sick computer programmer

"I'm just coughing and hacking."

A programmer's wife tells him: "While you're at the store, get some milk".

Why did the programmer quit his job?

because he didn't get arrays.

As a programmer, waking up is the 0th thing I do every morning

Why does programmers have perfect vision?

Why did the programmer leave his job ?

Because he couldn’t hack it.

Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?

Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...

What do programmers do when they're hungry?

What was the SNES programmers' favorite drink?

Children with only a mother make horrible programmers

Theres always missing paren

How does the computer programmer order all her books?

By the Dewey Hexadecimal System!

How does a programmer get cooler in the summer?

What you call it when computer programmers make fun of each other?

Programmers hate roman numerals.

But I can't zero in on why

What do spanish programmers code in?

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25

For non-programmers: (octal 31 = decimal 25)

I am now a succesful programmer

But back in the days I was a noobgrammer

Why did the programmer get a huge telephone bill?

Because his program was CALLING a lot of subroutines.

Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.

It's an new Al-Gore-rithm

What do programmers and exterminators have in common?

They both spend most of their time fighting bugs.

Why did the C++ programmer do so well at his new job as a packaging and design engineer?

Because he was very good at orienting objects.

(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn't that what they're supposed to be?)

Why was the programmer always running into walls?

There’s like 2 people here who get this, but I put my faith in programmers

Harry Potter was a programmer

People "without genders" are usually bad programmers...

Why do programmers like dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs

My friend quit his job as a programmer...

Programmers hate roman numerals.

But I can't zero in on why?

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Puns code

Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

I studied Morse code so I could tap out dad jokes with my ham radio, but I only learned half of the code.

So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.

What do you call a social media influencer who can also write code?

Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

What’s an advantage of writing code in hexadecimal?

Non-binary people will be able to understand it.

Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…

A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.

They told him that he was missing attire

What computer code will give you the moves of a politician?

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes...

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks

My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I figured it out.

You can say... I solved the case.

A construction worker goes to a fancy restaurant and his a dress code problem.

The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:

Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.

The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.

Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.

The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.

Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.

The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.

Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.

Just don't try to start something....

We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...

"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"

What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?

Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.

It’s 90108

^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...

I tried to write a code for dancing robots but it didn’t work

I guess it had no algorithm

Denmark, Norway, and Sweden just implemented bar codes on all their military ships.

That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.

Why do Americans think that continent codes don't apply to them?

What do spanish programmers code in?

So the Norwegian Navy is painting their ships with a bar code pattern

So when then come into port, they can Scandanavian

The Norwegian Navy added bar codes to their ships.

That way, when they dock, they can just Scan-da-navy-in.

Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.

It's an new Al-Gore-rithm

What is the secret triangle-based code of mathematicians?

Dress Code

Why does the Norwegian Navy put bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!

Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?

It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.

Did you know the Norwegian Navy place bar codes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.

Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

My wife forgot the code to her luggage, but I managed to figure it out.

You can say.... I solved the case.

I wrote an apology in morse code

I call it the remorse code

Why do Noweigians put bar codes on their ships?

For when they need to Scandinavian.

Why do the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

Why does Norway's navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

Why do all of Norway’s ships have bar codes?

Why do Swedish war-ships have bar codes on the sides?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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The Pink Panther Show Episode 45 - Twinkle, Twinkle Little Pink

34 CSS Puns That’ll Make You Laugh, Even If You Aren’t A Web Designer

Cascading Style Sheets (CSS) is a stylesheet language that defines how the content on a web page is to be displayed with colors, borders, fonts, backgrounds, etc.

Inspired by this Reddit thread, today’s post showcases 34 CSS puns that’ll put a smile on every web designer’s face. The interesting bit is that even if you have no clue about the technicalities, you’ll still understand and enjoy these puns.

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Our top three: no. 1, 14 and 34. What about you? Can you think of more? Share this post with a fellow designer and use the comments below to add to this list.

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